In an attempt to drive up the readership of my blog, I have focused on those two things that media outlets have come to realize will generate ratings, namely sex and sports. Having referenced women’s private parts, I can only now link to a humorous sports article:

And now the Yankee pledge of allegiance -

“I do solemnly swear allegiance to all things New York Yankee. That I promise to ridicule and belittle the accomplishment of any other professional baseball team and state unequivocally my pledge to believe in the inferiority of all other championship ball clubs, their franchise and their meager history. That winning one out of every four World Series establishes entitlement and if another team wins in our stead, it will be viewed as a fluke. That I recognize that year in and year out, it is for the good of baseball the New York Yankee organization spend like hell and whereas the Yankees shall continue their winning ways and dominate Fall Classics for decades to come, I will insist it isn’t because of Steinbrenner's money, it’s because other teams don't try hard enough and money has nothing to do with it. That I take this oath freely and without reservation, for the betterment of America and all things baseball.”